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tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

hoekage:

captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

annemarina:

do bronies ever just take a step back and go “this is my life. I just called a pony hot. I just said that. this is me.”

alex-turrner:

”if you’re ill why are you on the computer” 
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the-barricade-girl:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit